This is Cris his beta tester and im afraid to inform you that while bug testing his game yesterday his mom sent me a note. Apparently while he was trying to put on his contacts his finger went too deep and he ejaculated all over his other contact which rendered it useless. As that was happening, his finger was stuck in his eye socket and his other contact fell to the floor. He happens to have a disability that occurs when he ejaculates; his nose begins to bleed. Unfortunately, the blood dropped all over the other contact lens. Now he cannot see and is grounded for 3 months for being pantless while putting on his contacts. The game is officialy delayed.
This is nomanchesputo his no. 1 enemy and im afraid to inform you that while typing crap his mom sent me a note. Apparently while he was trying to wear his cap he accidently pulled out his hair and torn his cap, which rendered it useless. As that was happenin, his hand was stuck in his head skull and his scallp fell to the floor. He happens to have a disability that occurs when he ejaculates; he begins to go mad. Unfortunately, his hand was still stuck in his skull, and he accidently pulled out his brain. Now he is in the science lab and scientists are experimenting with his Alive but brainless body. P.S. He turned into a zombie and killed the scientists. He is rampaging around now. beware of a guy who looks relatively like the minor zombie in maplestory, except that his cap is torn.
Hey cris if he can't do it can you do it after all you must have the final updated version of the game so ask drkgodz if you can release it PLEASE I WAITED SOOOOOOO LONG
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YAY FINALLY WOOT AND ANY OTHER WORDS TO SHOW IM HAPPY OR WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS
omg nub let meh batar test pls
Also did you ever get diagonal platforms working? Lol I beat you to teh diagonal platforms, *proud* <=3
This is Cris his beta tester and im afraid to inform you that while bug testing his game yesterday his mom sent me a note. Apparently while he was trying to put on his contacts his finger went too deep and he ejaculated all over his other contact which rendered it useless. As that was happening, his finger was stuck in his eye socket and his other contact fell to the floor. He happens to have a disability that occurs when he ejaculates; his nose begins to bleed. Unfortunately, the blood dropped all over the other contact lens. Now he cannot see and is grounded for 3 months for being pantless while putting on his contacts. The game is officialy delayed.
NoManchesPuto / Cris ain't playin', bishes.
This is nomanchesputo his no. 1 enemy and im afraid to inform you that while typing crap his mom sent me a note. Apparently while he was trying to wear his cap he accidently pulled out his hair and torn his cap, which rendered it useless. As that was happenin, his hand was stuck in his head skull and his scallp fell to the floor. He happens to have a disability that occurs when he ejaculates; he begins to go mad. Unfortunately, his hand was still stuck in his skull, and he accidently pulled out his brain. Now he is in the science lab and scientists are experimenting with his Alive but brainless body.
P.S. He turned into a zombie and killed the scientists. He is rampaging around now. beware of a guy who looks relatively like the minor zombie in maplestory, except that his cap is torn.
Hey cris if he can't do it can you do it after all you must have the final updated version of the game so ask drkgodz if you can release it PLEASE I WAITED SOOOOOOO LONG
I was jking chaossoul >.> he will release today
what o lol and why is some peoples comment deleted cussing?
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